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Originally Posted by John Greist
Following Craig's suggestion, I offer, again, what will always be for me, Harsha's indelible aphorism: Pity the poor person without a hangover - that's the best they'll feel all day.
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Not bad, John, even worthy of epigram status, a la Oscar Wilde; but too literate, lacking the pithiness and flow required for the PA-voice-from-above, and I doubt NickNick could get through it without stumbling.
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If that won't serve, Walt's shorter mantra might: Race an hour, sleep an hour. It's a bit less obvious, but aficionados will understand.
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I think that's got it. To the point, from a legendary source, with a racing heritage. Easy to announce.
And now, keeping the original intentions of this thread in mind, I am going to LEAD you all out of the wilderness, this being the END OF THIS DETOUR for me-- the wise among you would be well-served to FOLLOW.
Or else I'm going to sic Sy on all you Philistines, and we all know he doesn't like being awakened unnecessarily.