Harsha - your level of humour absolutely amazes me - in a good way, of course
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As far as B&B's go, Christina & I have stayed at the Crystal Inn two years running -
http://www.crystal-inn.com/ - great environment, very quiet, convenient location, cost effective ~ C$100 per night, great host and outstanding breakfast. This year, we are renting a cabin on the lake in the old village - also very cost effective, close to the track and other ammenities.