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Old 05-18-2004
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Alternative Quotes: What he really said was...

- No Mr. Auriemma it's not cooling fluid. It looks like the seal on your Depends has let go!

-Now are you sure you had both of them with you when you got in the car Mr. Auriemma sir?

-I'm looking, I'm looking! It's not my fault you can't seem to locate your stick!

-I've found the problem Mr. Auriemma. Someone has crossed the accelerator and brake cables. Didn't you have this car in Virginia?
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