My favorite was .. Google TiSP
Google TiSP (short for Toilet Internet Service Provider) was a fictitious free
broadband service supposedly released by Google. This service would make use of a standard toilet and
sewage lines to provide free Internet connectivity at a speed of 8 Mbit/s (2 Mbit/s upload) (or up to 32 Mbit/s with a paid plan). The user would drop a weighted end of a long, Google-supplied fiber-optic cable in their toilet and flush it. Around 60 minutes later, the end would be recovered and connected to the Internet by a "Plumbing Hardware Dispatcher (PHD)". The user would then connect their end to a Google-supplied wireless router and run the Google-supplied installation media on a
Windows XP or
Windows Vista computer ("Mac and Linux support coming soon"). Alternatively, a user could request a professional installation, in which Google would deploy
nanobots through the plumbing to complete the process. The free service would be supported by "discreet
DNA sequencing" of "personal bodily output" to display online ads that relate to culinary preferences and personal health. Google also referenced the
diet coke-and-Mentos reaction in their FAQ: "If you're still experiencing problems, drop eight mints into the bowl and add a two-liter bottle of diet soda."
That one "lived" for a year or more...
