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Ten (More) Reasons that F1 in New Jersey Will Be, Um, Special

10. Fuel will be less expensive than at other F1 races, but the teams will not be allowed to pump it for themselves.

9. The official title of the race will be “Bernielicious.”

8. The checkered flag will be waved by Snooki … unfortunately, not at the actual race winner.

7. Lewis Hamilton will receive a five-place grid penalty for driving too fast through the EZ-Pass lane.

6. The warm-up lap will be led by a Camaro IROC-Z.

5. Every garage on pit road will have its own Dunkin Donuts.

4. For this race only, each team will be required to have a local sponsorship. As we go to press, the following affiliations have been announced: Latin Kings/Hispania, Crips/McLaren, Warlocks/Mercedes, and Almighty Vice Lord Nation/Virgin.

3. Former Governor Jim McGreevey, invited as an honored guest, will be ejected from the Mercedes paddock after misunderstanding the term “blown diffuser” and propositioning Nico Rosberg.

2. In addition to DRS and KERS, all teams will install LoJack.

1. At some point during construction of the circuit, they will find Jimmy Hoffa.