Caption Contest: This should be good

[GT-Subject]

Here you go folks - go for it!!

[GT-Subject]

How many times have I told you, do not hit the car in front of you!!

[Slowhands]

Paul, it is becoming painfully obvious that living in Canada does not prepare one adequately to survive in the real world (not that it comes as any surprise). Maybe it's all that methane seeping out of the thawing permafrost. Why you would start a caption thread featuring the man who holds your future racing success in his hands is beyond me. Without a decent car you have no hope-- and you want to make fun of him??? Do you think it is a coincidence that you are the only one of all the members of Juicy that have logged on in the last 6 hours to have posted a caption?

Watts is one of my best friends, is the best Pit Boss we have had since I started racing with Skip, and has considerable expertise with a variety of firearms. I've been in the doghouse with him, and I can tell you it is not pretty. Thankfully, I am back on his good side. YOYO, bub. Knock yerself out.

[dalyduo]

Jeez Harsha... What a thread killer. Now you've done it... Did you really mean to question Keith's intergrity by implying he would be less than fair at the track with someone who came up with a witty caption for his picture here? Keith's current avatar is Gomer Pyle and used to be one of the best avatar gif animations on the site of a character running with scissors. I think he can handle it.

Originally Posted by Slowhands

Paul, it is becoming painfully obvious that living in Canada does not prepare one adequately to survive in the real world (not that it comes as any surprise). Maybe it's all that methane seeping out of the thawing permafrost. Why you would start a caption thread featuring the man who holds your future racing success in his hands is beyond me. Without a decent car you have no hope-- and you want to make fun of him??? Do you think it is a coincidence that you are the only one of all the members of Juicy that have logged on in the last 6 hours to have posted a caption?

Watts is one of my best friends, is the best Pit Boss we have had since I started racing with Skip, and has considerable expertise with a variety of firearms. I've been in the doghouse with him, and I can tell you it is not pretty. Thankfully, I am back on his good side. YOYO, bub. Knock yerself out.

[Slowhands]

Originally Posted by dalyduo

Jeez Harsha... What a thread killer. Now you've done it... Did you really mean to question Keith's intergrity by implying he would be less than fair at the track with someone who came up with a witty caption for his picture here? Keith's current avatar is Gomer Pyle and used to be one of the best avatar gif animations on the site of a character running with scissors. I think he can handle it.

Pat, er I mean Poppers , this thread was clearly D.O.A. The silence was deafening, which is why I finally posted. And so it has remained. So let's take an objective look at this: Wrong-Way Aaron's thread had 20 posts and 200 "freakin" (and I quote) views in under a couple of hours. And some of us were still in airports. 17 hours later, this thread has only ONE caption attempt, by the thread starter himself. Juicy members are smarter than they appear. But hey, don't pay attention to me-- buzz-killer extraordinaire, stodgy ol' stick-in-the-mud. I'm no fun at all. Go right ahead, be my guest...just don't complain when my car has put in a pole lap while I'm still warming up the tires.

(Funny, I noticed that there was no caption anywhere to be found in your post )

[dalyduo]

"Go Ahead.... I DARE YOU!"

[Slowhands]

Not bad, not bad at all!

[dalyduo]

Your turn...

Originally Posted by Slowhands

Not bad, not bad at all!

[Rosso]

"...kick who's what???" click - click...

[GEORGE]

So....Like I'm missing something here..... Are we still doing a caption thing or are we jumping on Harsha "The Buzz Killer"

Ok I'll start.... Caption "You want another car!........... Because.........You THINK it has no power? "




Harsha There is so much fodder here and I'm sure he can take it.

[cdh]

Originally Posted by GEORGE

...Caption "You want another car!........... Because.........You THINK it has no power? "

followed by "can someone ask Jason to come over here please, with his helmet"

[Tireman]

Originally Posted by cdh

followed by "can someone ask Jason to come over here please, with his helmet"

"And, I have it on good authority that Duke Sanford has requested this car for the Memorial ! "

[Slowhands]

Originally Posted by GEORGE

Harsha There is so much fodder here and I'm sure he can take it.

Easy to say for ye who are not racing till next year. I'm stayin' outta this one. Y'all knock yersevs out, ya hear?

[GT-Subject]

Direct Quotation "Why do I have a 44 magnum? Cause I can't get a 45!!"

In order to assuage Harsha's sensitivity in participating in this particular thread maybe we should change it to Keithism's. Does anyone recall some of Keiths' pearls of southern wisdom? Come on now, don't be shy!!

[GEORGE]

Harsha. I have had many talks with Keith.....some of them not so fun. But He has a grea sense of humor... After all, he is a MOPAR fan! And those of us in the roller coaster world of Chrysler surely know how to live with a sense of humor. It is all that keeps us together for gods sake. otherwise we would go screaming into the night naked.

Come to think of it that isn't such a bad idea .....


By the way ... Keith, if you are reading.... Just got in a B5 blue Challenger R/T Heritage edition....... Although next year the special color will be PLUM CRAZY!!!!
B5 will be available through the first 1/4 of the 2010 model year.

[dalyduo]

Rick Diorio showed up at Mont-Tremlant with a B-5 blue Hemi-Charger that replaced his vintage mustang muscle car. The Ferrari red Brembo's looked smokin' but his old Saleen vanity license plate made you look twice.

Originally Posted by GEORGE

Harsha. I have had many talks with Keith.....some of them not so fun. But He has a grea sense of humor... After all, he is a MOPAR fan! And those of us in the roller coaster world of Chrysler surely know how to live with a sense of humor. It is all that keeps us together for gods sake. otherwise we would go screaming into the night naked.

Come to think of it that isn't such a bad idea .....


By the way ... Keith, if you are reading.... Just got in a B5 blue Challenger R/T Heritage edition....... Although next year the special color will be PLUM CRAZY!!!!
B5 will be available through the first 1/4 of the 2010 model year.

[cdh]

Originally Posted by GEORGE

By the way ... Keith, if you are reading.... Just got in a B5 blue Challenger R/T Heritage edition....... Although next year the special color will be PLUM CRAZY!!!! B5 will be available through the first 1/4 of the 2010 model year.

cool ride George

May not be a Watts original but I always like his definition of a blue flag "it means there's a race going on and you're not in it!"

[Slowhands]

Originally Posted by cdh

definition of a blue flag "it means there's a race going on and you're not in it!"

my favorite too

[GEORGE]

Is that Blue Flag comment a true Wattism? I am impressed! Forget Duck Waddle, a new champion of the zinger has arrived!

I am surprised that we have not heard from Gomer

I cannot believe Rick has the SRT8 in B5. That guy was my 3 day teacher and I thought he was NEVER a Mopar fan. Even when Dodge sponsered the Skip. I am super jealous

[dalyduo]

Rick implied they made him an offer he couldn't refuse and it must have been a great offer because he was very fond of his Mustang. Said it was hard to let the Mustang go.

Originally Posted by GEORGE

Is that Blue Flag comment a true Wattism? I am impressed! Forget Duck Waddle, a new champion of the zinger has arrived!

I am surprised that we have not heard from Gomer

I cannot believe Rick has the SRT8 in B5. That guy was my 3 day teacher and I thought he was NEVER a Mopar fan. Even when Dodge sponsered the Skip. I am super jealous

[WatertownNewbie]

In the spirit of Carnac the Magnificent, you give me the caption, and I'll supply the photo:

Originally Posted by GT-Subject

How many times have I told you, do not hit the car in front of you!!

[GT-Subject]

Originally Posted by cdh

cool ride George

May not be a Watts original but I always like his definition of a blue flag "it means there's a race going on and you're not in it!"

Not Fair - that came from one your video clips. Come to think of it there were a number of very cool quotes in that segment. Doug - do you have any other pearls that come to mind?

[cdh]

Originally Posted by GT-Subject

Not Fair - that came from one your video clips. Come to think of it there were a number of very cool quotes in that segment. Doug - do you have any other pearls that come to mind?

these come to mind

Viz - my rule of thumb is - when they're shorter than me, they are definitely faster than me

RB - never drive faster than you can see

Hazz - know your limits and push them

StevieDe - there is a direct line between your brain and your right foot and it runs right through your wallet

[GT-Subject]

Originally Posted by cdh

these come to mind

Viz - my rule of thumb is - when they're shorter than me, they are definitely faster than me

RB - never drive faster than you can see

Hazz - know your limits and push them

StevieDe - there is a direct line between your brain and your right foot and it runs right through your wallet

Of course Viz, Master of the understatement, has an excellent point applied with his usual excellent sense of humour

[GT-Subject]

Originally Posted by GT-Subject

Of course Viz, Master of the understatement, has an excellent point applied with his usual excellent sense of humour

Hold it!! That sounds like I am really suckiing up - must be the guilt from the look a like post -

[Slowhands]

Originally Posted by GT-Subject

Hold it!! That sounds like I am really suckiing up - must be the guilt from the look a like post -

Don't look now but I think you're being followed. Don't leave your bedroom windows open. And you better double the guard at your stables.

[Mopar92]

Originally Posted by GT-Subject

Here you go folks - go for it!!

[cdh]

[Slowhands]

That is AWESOME, Duke! Frickin AWESOME!!!! How the hell did you come up with that?? On the floor over here

[GT-Subject]

Seeeeee Harsha - I told you Kieth had a sense of humour!!!!

[Slowhands]

Originally Posted by GT-Subject

Seeeeee Harsha - I told you Kieth had a sense of humour!!!!

Oh he has a sense of humor all right...when he's the one doing the posting. Did I say that out loud?

[Mopar92]

I must say, my post is funny

[GT-Subject]

Originally Posted by Mopar92

I must say, my post is funny

"Even if I do say so myself" In this case, I think your post is hilarious!!!!

[Slowhands]

Your post IS hilarious. But YOU need a mustache.

[Mopar92]

Doug, can you put a Pringles mustache on me and turn my hat sideways?

[GT-Subject]

Originally Posted by Mopar92

Doug, can you put a Pringles mustache on me and turn my hat sideways?

Careful, that could become your new avatar

[Slowhands]

Originally Posted by GT-Subject

Careful, that could become your new avatar

Shhhhhh Paul, he about walked right into it!

[cdh]

Originally Posted by Mopar92

Doug, can you put a Pringles mustache on me and turn my hat sideways?

a little quick and messy but.......be careful Watts you ask for..........

[Slowhands]

[cdh]

so I guess I gotta change my user name from cdh to DOP

[Slowhands]

If you're lucky. Most likely you should get used to the following scenario:

1. "Gimme just a minute...I got some people ahead of you to take care of. But stay close."
2. Tote your stuff around pitlane for 20 min trying to stay in peripheral vision
3. "I'm sorry man, I'm out of cars..."

Repeat.

[cdh]

Originally Posted by Slowhands

1. "Gimme just a minute...I got some people ahead of you to take care of. But stay close."
2. Tote your stuff around pitlane for 20 min trying to stay in peripheral vision
3. "I'm sorry man, I'm out of cars..."

Repeat.

Those are perfect Slowhands

I mentioned DOP - some other possible related meanings I found here

Dilution Of Precision
Degree of Polarization
Department of Posts (Ministry of Communications, India)
Degree of Protection
Date of Payment
Designated Overhaul Point (rework facility)
Department Operating Procedure
Daily Obnoxious Post
Difference Of Perception
Director of Photography (make that PHAUXtography)
Dioctylephthalate = Phthalates are by far the most widely used plasticisers, primarily to make soft and flexible polyvinyl chloride (PVC) for the applications in the industry of automotive, building & construction material, cable, flooring, medical device and toys.

[Slowhands]

Originally Posted by cdh

Dioctylephthalate = Phthalates are by far the most widely used plasticisers, primarily to make soft and flexible polyvinyl chloride (PVC) for the applications in the industry of automotive, building & construction material, cable, flooring, medical device and toys.

also flexible water bottles and milk bottles.

Phauxtography-- that's perfect. That's what ya do. To our great amusement, anxiety, and chagrin.

[cdh]

I am in big trouble now.....

[Slowhands]

I didn't think it could get funnier, but damn, you did it again. You are in BIG trouble. BIIIIIIIIIIIIG.

[Rosso]

Originally Posted by cdh

I am in big trouble now.....

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy...

[GT-Subject]

Oh My God!!!!!! CDH you are killing me here :big cry::bowdow n:

[WatertownNewbie]

The unfortunate thing for Keith is that you could stick that creation on the wall in the post office in Chapel Hill, TN, and all of the guys down at the feed and grain store would recognize him instantly.

[Slowhands]

Originally Posted by WatertownNewbie

The unfortunate thing for Keith is that you could stick that creation on the wall in the post office in Chapel Hill, TN, and all of the guys down at the feed and grain store would recognize him instantly.

[GregS]

Laughing my ass off at that photoshop work.

My favorite quote of Mr Watts' is" I named my cat Apex, that way no cars would hit it!"

lol