A Juicy Divorce? - UPDATE: DIVORCE CONFIRMED - Team Juicy Racing's Racing School and Race Series Forums

sydude · #1 08-24-2004

TJR has been told that Ms. Juicy ALLEGEDLY will have her holy union suspended. So, two questions. Should I put it up on the front page (yeah yeah yeah!)? And second, any one got any more info on this?

Pork Chop Willie · #2 09-09-2004

If true, should we give her to this year's JPL or auction her off for the mechanics' fund?

sydude · #3 09-10-2004

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If true, should we give her to this year's JPL or auction her off for the mechanics' fund?

Hmmm.... let me think about that one. Either a) the JPL gets the hot little cheesy MILTF (but only if she dyes her hair blonde again) or b) we give her to the mechanics...

Let's see... Who's the JPL going to be this year? Hey, I know who that guy is!

My answer is A and I'll chip in something extra to the mechanics fund. (and not somethin' somethin'!)

sydude · #4 09-13-2004

Andretti seeks divorce from second wife

Thursday, September 09, 2004
By RUDY MILLER
The Express-Times

EASTON -- Race-car driving legend Michael Andretti filed for divorce Tuesday in Northampton County Court.

The Bushkill Township man accuses his wife, Leslie Andretti, of causing their marriage to become "irretrievably broken," according to the filing.

The document says Michael Andretti could ask a judge to require his wife to enter marriage counseling with him.

The document says the Andrettis were married Dec. 24, 1997, in Upper Saucon Township. It says Michael Andretti lives in Bushkill Township and his wife lives in Williams Township.

Michael Andretti's attorney, Philip Hof, had no comment, other than to say, "Mr. Andretti appreciates the community's respect for his privacy."

Andretti, 41, has the third-most victories in Indy car-racing history. He is retired from racing but is owner of Andretti Green Racing, which fields a team in the Indy Racing League series.

His drivers took first, second and third last week at the IRL Firestone Indy 225, the final event run at Nazareth Speedway. Andretti has two children from his first marriage and a third child with Leslie Andretti.

Nest · #5 09-14-2004

any pics of the original pants?

eleven · #6 09-14-2004

Does this mean that if the Divorce goes thru that she will no longer be "juicy" and therfore the name of TJR will have to change?

sydude · #7 09-14-2004

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any pics of the original pants?

We searched all over, but not a one. I can't believe that no one took any pictures of her 'pants' that day. What a shame.

All I have are what's below.

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Does this mean that if the Divorce goes thru that she will no longer be "juicy" and therfore the name of TJR will have to change?

Techically, no. Practically, no too!

Like any dumb, young, hot, cheesy, stripper looking little blonde (who happens to also be a 'mom'), they always get 'old' and sometimes just have to be replaced (am I going to get into big trouble for this or what?). It was always planned that way with Ms. Juicy. Just not so soon.

So now we just have to find an interesting new mascot. And that leads us back to what started this whole thing one year ago - which one of our racers has the hottest mom?

So, out with the old----

MJAmok · #8 09-14-2004

I must renew my objection to the replacement of The Original Juicy. It would be like replacing the Gerber baby, the Cracker Jack guy or Ronald McDonald.

She is the reason we are all here. We wouldn't have had 3 hits last month (let alone 330,000!) if it wasn't for her, because there wouldn't be a site.

Her Juiciness has nothing to do with her marital status. It has to do with her ass, which is still pretty fine!

I think we ought to contact her, tell her the story, and get her to sign up with the screen name The Original Juicy! Her avatar.... do you have to ask??

sydude · #9 09-14-2004

Should we take a poll?

P4Interloper · #10 09-14-2004

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Andretti seeks divorce from second wife

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Sadly, It's the teams that suffer the most during a divorce.
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MJAmok · #11 09-15-2004

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Should we take a poll?

Yeah... between me and you. I vote no!

sydude · #12 09-15-2004

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Yeah... between me and you. I vote no!

I'm not averse to keeping her, but only because I think she may still prove to be interesting. She's been dumped by M.A., so how much lower can she go? How about straight to Vegas and into the Crazy Horse. And when she does, we'll have a camera waiting. Now those would be great pictures for the website.