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Old 08-06-2004
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Re: New Photo Competition

Walter gives Micheal his last minute instructions before the race...
" Just keep driving straight down the Turn One runoff. Make a left at the first stop sign. The bank is 1/2 mile down the road on the right.

The getaway plane is already waiting for you in the farmer's field. Remember to activate your GPS after you jump so I can find you in the Land Rover."
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Re: New Photo Competition

Auriemma makes a vain attempt to win an Expert Class race by disguising his racecar with the red cross of an medical emergency vehicle.
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In order to complete the deceptive ruse, his accomplice Walter, suggests Michael use the Medical Center further down the track as his "pit in."
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"Michael, visualize turn one as being the Battle for the Pacific and you're a Ninja Kamikaze - so go out there and get those Divebombers!"

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"Remember Michael, the safety word is 'banana'."
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Re: New Photo Competition

...and also, unlike the direction you guys drove in the clinic, the track actually goes this way.....
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Re: New Photo Competition

EDITORS NOTE:

After a thorough investigation by this website we have determined that the "harness" that Mr. Auriemma wears is in fact attached to nothing other than Mr. Auriemma.

We have found no evidence to suggest that the "straps" that encircle his extremites are fixed to anything else - not to his racecar, nor to any related peripheral device (we disagree with the public speculation, that based on his Turn One Lime Rock entry and exit speeds, a parachute may be involved). After a lengthy professional peer review of this website's editorial board (I was the only one who showed up, so I get to say what I want) we have concluded that auto racing is not the sole application for the nylon "restraints" that bind Mr. Auriemma's body. Furthermore, we believe any auguments to the contrary (i.e. that the "harness" has safety applications) as extremely suspect. We refer you to Mr. Auriemma's obvious lack of use of the more acceptable HANS device and most notably, a device that has no other purpose other than it's use in a racecar (unlike Mr. Auriemma's "corset") as further proof in that regard.

In light of these findings, the editorial board has reffered the matter to Mrs. Auriemma's press sectatary for formal public comment and will afford her "equal time" to respond.
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Re: New Photo Competition

not clear in the picture are the nipple-ring and scrotum-ring attachment points....gives new meaning to the term "pulling g's" in the turn...and you thought that look on Michael's face was deep concentration and focus!:p
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Re: New Photo Competition

"You left your panties to go with the rest of your S&M gear over there."

"BTW, most drivers with fetishes wear that stuff on the inside at the track."
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"After you've put the velcro Elvis jumpsuit on over the parachute you can join the other 11 skydiving impersonators in that idylling Dehavilland DH-114... "
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IMPORTANT: Announcement from SBRS regarding this thread

Due to the constant ridicule generated by the 'Hutchins Device', SBRS LLC is considering banning it from all events. We are concerned that the constant lampooning of said device may dilute the fine Skip Barber Race Series image and be a constant distraction from the fine racing activities we provide and the coverage they receive. Rick Roso (our own member 'RickShaw') is so distracted and frightened by the device he has been unable to write any articles about the regional series since Barber.

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