Why Yes, it's true, (deep breath, deep breath, deep breath) Darth (Dalyduo) Vader is my father and my true nature was revealed in my race results at LRP last week. (Dark, Very Dark)
And when people ask me what's different about my wand... I say, "What's different? My extra long glowing tingly and engorged magic wand is powered by Viagra... Talk to your doctor or visit Viagra dot com to find out if Viagra's right for your magic wand... Talk to your doctor and see the difference! (deep breath, deep breath, deep breath)