LimeRockRacer helps out Pork Chop Willie with caption contest - Team Juicy Racing's Racing School and Race Series Forums

dalyduo · #1 08-13-2005

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Originally Posted by LimeRockRacer

You need to get a picture of someone else that is even worse and post it so that you fade into obscurity.....

Caption #1

"That's right... I said bolt my shoe to the accelerator and disconnect the brakes."

jlowe · #2 08-13-2005

"This thing understeers like a pig. But if you stay right there the whole race..."

MJAmok · #3 08-13-2005

Actually, I have attached the HANS directly to my head. Helmets are over rated.

cdh · #4 08-13-2005

"you never know what you'll come back to the pits with after a 4-off".

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LimeRockRacer · #5 08-14-2005

Ok "Pat"...My advice was to Pork Chop Willie so that he could take his fame under his own wing. My advice was not for some other idle hand to assist him in distracting us from his picture. His picture is still way better than this attempt !

SO in the spirit that this was intended let me offer this caption....

" This is not what I had in mind when I paid Joe on the side for a cooler faster car...."

dalyduo · #6 08-14-2005

With just a bit of Long Island lockjaw... (Thurston Howell the third's affected voice)

"Robert Pearson is photographing me this weekend, so I won't be using the helmet or that bodywork...Thanks"

Chris,
What makes you think Pork Chop didn't contract for this? Thought you'd be honored to take some of the heat off of him. As to whether it is better or not? Your personal involvement certainly prevents objective evaluation but we like your caption nonetheless.

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Originally Posted by LimeRockRacer

Ok "Pat"...My advice was to Pork Chop Willie so that he could take his fame under his own wing. My advice was not for some other idle hand to assist him in distracting us from his picture. His picture is still way better than this attempt !"