Photo Caption contest...

[MJAmok]

ok, so this is fairly horrifying to look at... but I couldn't resist! Saw this sight in the Las Vegas airport last week!

[MJAmok]

1- If MacDonald had THIS MUCH extra weight... maybe it WOULD slow him down!

2-

3- Everybody duck! I think it's gonna blow!

[badgersid]

as soon as i get this lanced i will feel so much better

[dalyduo]

1. "Gosh... And I thought Michael was pointing that camera phone at my face!?"

2. "But they said Milton Berle was dead?"

3. Sid Brenner... Spud Smuggler.

4. Sy sez: "Wow! Check out this alternative use for my in-car camera rig!"

5. "OK Scotty... We know you took the dilithium crystals..."

6. "Why yes, Catherine the Great used to be my girlfriend... What's it to ya'?"

7. Good to see you too Mr. Franc, would you like the wheelchair or the hand truck today?

8. At "Ye Ole' Porn Starz Retirement Home & Lounge", Long Dong Silver now keeps a very low profile.

9. Nobody seemed to know why so many of the kids were squimish about sitting on Santa's lap this year?

9a. (Alternate) Jerry paid the ultimate price while setting the Guiness Book of World Record's mark for receiving most visits to Santa's lap by hyperactive and unruly kids over an eight hour period.

10. It was league night and Mark liked to warm up his 16 pounder before each match.

11. "Grampa, why does Grandma walk so funny?"

[badgersid]

Father O flattery is that u ?

[sydude]

'Couldn't resist', huh.

Michael, there is more than one use for the term "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas". Maybe you should have thought about that before posting that picture.

[MJAmok]

Good point! Not sure what the hell I was thinking!